Terrifying Jack-o'-Lanterns!

The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.

• I just can't talk to anyone
• So, you wanna be a pro wrestler? GOON1 Climax Wrestling League
• Baby's First 4X: Let's Play Warlock: Master of the Arcane
• Random BSODs + "Disk boot failure" at start-up
• 2013 NHL Entry Draft: The one where Edmonton isn't picking 1st overall
• Tell me about being a manager at a movie theater/multiplex
• Tell me about finding a roommate/tenant without landing a crazy person
• Tell me why my sh!t alarm is going off (plumbing help)