This week, the Something Awful Forum Goons attribute the wrong quotes to the right people.
"Great quality at low, low prices!" ~ Steve Jobs
"Creating intentionally stupid shit always cheers me up, second only to watching people hurt themselves."~ Johnny Knoxville
"Can a nigga get a table dance?" ~ Stephen Hawking
"I'm gay" ~ Hitler
"Marriage is leading cause of divorce." ~ Hitler
"I come in peace" ~ Duke Nukem
TOTAL WRECK - crazy-eyed hound is covered in cobwebs, has a vespiary on back, graffiti on side and savage thirst for boat fuel. Frankly, I'm in over my head. He's in room 115 at Motel 6, yours free. 555-2851
Yes, it's the perfect form for surviving a car crash. But it's also the perfect form for so much more, like surviving the trauma of reading any news headline in 2016.
The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.