This week, the Something Awful Forum Goons attribute the wrong quotes to the right people.
"Great quality at low, low prices!" ~ Steve Jobs
"Creating intentionally stupid shit always cheers me up, second only to watching people hurt themselves."~ Johnny Knoxville
"Can a nigga get a table dance?" ~ Stephen Hawking
"I'm gay" ~ Hitler
"Marriage is leading cause of divorce." ~ Hitler
"I come in peace" ~ Duke Nukem
Mass Effect: Andromeda turns its nose up at the original trilogy's rigid morality. It boasts a more nuanced and intellectually compelling shades-of-grey approach in which a heart icon pops up when it's time to tell an alien to take their clothes off.
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The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.