This week, the Something Awful Forum Goons attribute the wrong quotes to the right people.
"Great quality at low, low prices!" ~ Steve Jobs
"Creating intentionally stupid shit always cheers me up, second only to watching people hurt themselves."~ Johnny Knoxville
"Can a nigga get a table dance?" ~ Stephen Hawking
"I'm gay" ~ Hitler
"Marriage is leading cause of divorce." ~ Hitler
"I come in peace" ~ Duke Nukem
Maria Mitchell is shown holding a telescope to each eye, using them to ogle passing hunks on the street below. OOOGA! Her tongue rolls out like a firehose, her eyes comically bulging through the ends of the telescopes.
The Internet experience of 2014 has been condensed into a single article for your convenience.
The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.