This week, the Something Awful Forum Goons attribute the wrong quotes to the right people.


"Great quality at low, low prices!" ~ Steve Jobs

"Creating intentionally stupid shit always cheers me up, second only to watching people hurt themselves."~ Johnny Knoxville

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"Can a nigga get a table dance?" ~ Stephen Hawking

"I'm gay" ~ Hitler

"Marriage is leading cause of divorce." ~ Hitler

"I come in peace" ~ Duke Nukem

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