This week, the Something Awful Forum Goons attribute the wrong quotes to the right people.
"Great quality at low, low prices!" ~ Steve Jobs
"Creating intentionally stupid shit always cheers me up, second only to watching people hurt themselves."~ Johnny Knoxville
"Can a nigga get a table dance?" ~ Stephen Hawking
"I'm gay" ~ Hitler
"Marriage is leading cause of divorce." ~ Hitler
"I come in peace" ~ Duke Nukem
The first time "fast", "decisive", and "efficient" could have been used to describe the Minecraft development team was when they snatched the $2.5 billion dollar check out of Microsoft's sweaty, shaking hand.
Paleo guru and definite non-idiot Luke K. clears the air about some of your favorite pumpkin treats this holiday season. Also he weighs in on the controversy surrounding a paleo wedding cake.
No lifeguard on duty. Maze run at your own risk.
The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.