You know when there's a traffic jam because ofsome freak accident beyond all human comprehensiona car crash, and everyone is eager to find out what happened? I suppose curiosity is just in our nature. This week, the Something Awful Forum Goons let their imaginations run wild as they consider what this CSI guy is investigating,

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