BobServo 1st Anniversary SALEbration!

This update marks my first year anniversary as a Something Awful writer. Since I am tired, I would briefly like to thank the following people:
- Lowtax: for pretending I was funny, and humoring me to this day. Also thanks to Lowtax for inspiring me to write way back when I first started reading the site in 2000 (I am claiming cred at this point).
- Pantsfish and Maxnmona: for being part of the "New Writers Krew" (name pending) with me, reading my stuff, and working together with me on some great articles.
- DocEvil, Microwave, and Pass the Slabs: for providing art far greater than my meager Photoshop skills could ever create.
- All of Something Awful: for giving me wonderful ways to kill time.
- My friends: Thanks for reading my articles and supporting me.
- My family: You did not support me. Get off of this list.
I hope you enjoyed my rehashed and historically inaccurate jokes about Ancient Egypt! Look forward to a great year of even more of that!
This Week on Something Awful...
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The Top Ten Albums of 2009...
Garbage Day
...in the soon-to-be-published opinions of other critics, most of whom are wrong.
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Improper Ganda!
Photoshop Phriday
Propaganda! Don't believe what you see, don't believe what you read.
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LEVI SAYS RELAX
Johnston Checks In
Levi Johnston responds to more of Sarah Palin's attacks as his alter ego, Ricky Hollywood.
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Burrito!! Doritos!! Fiesta!! Antipasto!!
AwfulVision
This week: a video so bad, not even Glenn Danzig can save it. Abandon all hope, ye who enter.

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