BobServo 1st Anniversary SALEbration!

This update marks my first year anniversary as a Something Awful writer. Since I am tired, I would briefly like to thank the following people:
- Lowtax: for pretending I was funny, and humoring me to this day. Also thanks to Lowtax for inspiring me to write way back when I first started reading the site in 2000 (I am claiming cred at this point).
- Pantsfish and Maxnmona: for being part of the "New Writers Krew" (name pending) with me, reading my stuff, and working together with me on some great articles.
- DocEvil, Microwave, and Pass the Slabs: for providing art far greater than my meager Photoshop skills could ever create.
- All of Something Awful: for giving me wonderful ways to kill time.
- My friends: Thanks for reading my articles and supporting me.
- My family: You did not support me. Get off of this list.
I hope you enjoyed my rehashed and historically inaccurate jokes about Ancient Egypt! Look forward to a great year of even more of that!
This Week on Something Awful...
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Movies That Show Their Age!
Photoshop Phriday
The SA forum goons subject films to the relentless, unstoppable, cruel savagery of time.
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Stuff You Will Hate II: Unholy Creations
Garbage Day
I send Sgt. D the kind of shit that makes him mad, and he sends back -- whatever, I hate everything.
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Warhamer 40,000: Rogue Trader (part two)
WTF, D&D!?
Steve and Zack subject themselves to the second half of Warhammer 40,000's Rogue Trader.
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I Ate A Luna Bar And My Dick Fell Off!
AwfulVision
Pillow fartin', totally reasonable Republicans and CLOWNCORE MOTHERFUCKER *honk honk*

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