I MADE THIS CAT FAMOUS
This update marks my first year anniversary as a Something Awful writer. Since I am tired, I would briefly like to thank the following people:
I hope you enjoyed my rehashed and historically inaccurate jokes about Ancient Egypt! Look forward to a great year of even more of that!
Ask any cowboy and they'll tell you: The deadliest snake in the wild west is Lava-Filled Hole Shaped Exactly Like A Cowboy Silhouette
Garfield is a poison of bigotry on our culture and I have never been more offended on behalf of people than I am right now.
Ben Garrison's Cartoons are finally explained!
The Daily Dirt serves as a column for all Something Awful frontpage writers to write about, well, whatever they feel like putting into the Daily Dirt!