Dream lover come rescue me
Isn't Putin dreamy? He had the best expressions out of all the world leaders I looked up.
I hope everyone enjoyed this update, my biggest worry is that it might be a little too dry. Since i'm a terribly lazy person, when I was asked to do an update at the last minute I decided to use one of my old ideas which centered around subtle humor. This is a very different approach than my usual, wacky non-sequitur humor.
My friend Alex gave me some help with the photoshopping because I was stuck in North Carolina, where the closest thing to photoshop is throwing a picture up in the air and shooting one of those pilgrim guns at it. In exchange for his services he demanded I use this space to make a dedication to his friend Rob, who is moving away (hence why all the aliens are named Rob).
So here you go, Alex:
Haha, backstab! That's what you get for trying to abuse your connections! Happy Day after New Years, everyone!
This week, I'll be playing an '80s arcade rom rumored to be a CIA mind-control experiment. Please like and subscribe!
I'm thankful that the internet has a few more weeks of Net Neutrality protection before the inevitable outcome of deregulation comes to pass. I'll see you on Tier Basic, assuming you spring for the Limited Email Plan and your ISP hasn't throttled this domain.
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