Q: What did the skeleton buy with his economic stimulus check?

This Week on Something Awful...

• An Awful Week at the Movies
  Current Releases
  

  A Christmas Carol and The Men Who Stare at Goats.

• Ocarinas and You!
  Webcam Ward
  

  DO DO DO DO DO DO I AM PLAYING THE SONG OF STORMS.

• Movies That Show Their Age!
  Photoshop Phriday
  

  The SA forum goons subject films to the relentless, unstoppable, cruel savagery of time.

• Stuff You Will Hate II: Unholy Creations
  Garbage Day
  

  I send Sgt. D the kind of shit that makes him mad, and he sends back -- whatever, I hate everything.

• Warhamer 40,000: Rogue Trader (part two)
  WTF, D&D!?
  

  Steve and Zack subject themselves to the second half of Warhammer 40,000's Rogue Trader.

• I Ate A Luna Bar And My Dick Fell Off!
  AwfulVision
  

  Pillow fartin', totally reasonable Republicans and CLOWNCORE MOTHERFUCKER *honk honk*