Dirt don't hurt

Isn't Putin dreamy? He had the best expressions out of all the world leaders I looked up.
I hope everyone enjoyed this update, my biggest worry is that it might be a little too dry. Since i'm a terribly lazy person, when I was asked to do an update at the last minute I decided to use one of my old ideas which centered around subtle humor. This is a very different approach than my usual, wacky non-sequitur humor.
My friend Alex gave me some help with the photoshopping because I was stuck in North Carolina, where the closest thing to photoshop is throwing a picture up in the air and shooting one of those pilgrim guns at it. In exchange for his services he demanded I use this space to make a dedication to his friend Rob, who is moving away (hence why all the aliens are named Rob).
So here you go, Alex:
ROB IS A HUGE LOSER
Haha, backstab! That's what you get for trying to abuse your connections! Happy Day after New Years, everyone!
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The Top Ten Albums of 2009...
Garbage Day
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Improper Ganda!
Photoshop Phriday
Propaganda! Don't believe what you see, don't believe what you read.
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LEVI SAYS RELAX
Johnston Checks In
Levi Johnston responds to more of Sarah Palin's attacks as his alter ego, Ricky Hollywood.
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Burrito!! Doritos!! Fiesta!! Antipasto!!
AwfulVision
This week: a video so bad, not even Glenn Danzig can save it. Abandon all hope, ye who enter.

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