One Year Later
I can't believe a year has passed already. When I first started writing for Something Awful, I thought I'd immediately run out of ideas, which seems so weird now because I'm usually wrong on predictions but I was spot on with that one.
Oh well.
Thank you for reading my articles, thank you for all the nice emails that made me want to continue, and thank you for all the mean ones that made me want to get better (and die.)

This Week on Something Awful...
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The John McCain Honorable Attack Generator
Features / Articles
It takes a velvet glove to slap a guy who spent five years in a POW camp and ours is automated.
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AwfulVision: I HAVE A PLUS 6 SWORD!
AwfulVision
Pretend Klingons, pants shitting, a racist hillbilly furry, and the wackest rap battle ever.
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Peezle Ward's Brave Aeronauts
The Flash Tub
Peezle Ward spins a yarn about an aeronaut named PIP SKYROCKET!

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