Hey, hopefully you guys enjoyed today's update. It is definitely my most ambitious/ugliest update yet. "Create your own" is just another term for "Huge amount of time writing." However, all in all it was a fun experience and I learned a lot while making it. If you like it, I'll do more.
On the other hand, I am writing this daily dirt before the main article is published. So, if everything blows up in my face, I would also like to use this space to apologize for the glitchy update.
Thanks for clicking this Daily Dirt. As a gift, I give you a funny image I could not use in my update:
What is the world searching for when it wants porn? The stats will blow your mind.
it's hard to shake the feeling that I've always got five stars in this Grand Theft Auto known as life.
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