Hey, hopefully you guys enjoyed today's update. It is definitely my most ambitious/ugliest update yet. "Create your own" is just another term for "Huge amount of time writing." However, all in all it was a fun experience and I learned a lot while making it. If you like it, I'll do more.
On the other hand, I am writing this daily dirt before the main article is published. So, if everything blows up in my face, I would also like to use this space to apologize for the glitchy update.
Thanks for clicking this Daily Dirt. As a gift, I give you a funny image I could not use in my update:
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