I can't believe a year has passed already. When I first started writing for Something Awful, I thought I'd immediately run out of ideas, which seems so weird now because I'm usually wrong on predictions but I was spot on with that one.

Oh well.

Thank you for reading my articles, thank you for all the nice emails that made me want to continue, and thank you for all the mean ones that made me want to get better (and die.)

Here's my first update. It's about me having butt worms. It is one of my favorites. Too bad the formatting is terrible.

– Ian "Salmon Season" Golding (@iggolding)

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