Zack: That shirt is going to leave some hilarious tan lines.
Dr. Thorpe: She's so knock-kneed she looks like she's buckling under her own weight.
Zack: She's built like a turkey.
Dr. Thorpe: Please welcome contestant number three, Hulkarella, this year's favorite to win the gold in female school bus lifting.
Zack: No fair, she's cheating with her magic shoe medallion! Jewelry designed to be lost as quickly as possible.
Dr. Thorpe: Why does she have belt loops around her knee? Are her pants constantly falling up?
Zack: I think she's just wearing Frankenpants. If her shirt wasn't covering her ample waist you'd see the bolts near the pockets.