Henchman Status Updates: A Quantum of Violence

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Customer Review:
The Genius Behind the Genius

Reviewed by Walt Disney Corporation
We went to Einstein Sr. for our first atomic bomb, but after three months and barely enough yield to frag Magic Mountain we knew something was up. Turned out Einstein Sr. barely knew the difference between uranium-235 and uranium-238 and was using carrots as control rods. We gave him some dolls to play with and contacted his enigmatic son. Junior sorted us out and before we could say "Fantasia" we had rid ourselves of a certain meddlesome "freedom fighter" at our Guatemalan animation (more)

Made contact with American President Franklin Delano Roosevelt and convinced him of the necessity of developing an atomic bomb by showing him a video clip of the Nazi flag flying over the White House in 1946. Gave the Americans the secrets of the Nazi super bomb stolen from the Time-SS database. Was sadly gunned down by Time-SS agents as he exited the White House. These men were in turn killed by the Secret Service in an ironic twist of abbreviations that surely (more)