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The Something Awful front page news tackles anything both off and on the Internet. Mostly "on" though, as we're all incredible nerds.

• Tell me about how the people that make movies/games view the final product
• [PDQ T&J] I Left My Eye of Newt in San Francisco
• Intel ME 8.1 update stuck
• Kind of hate my job, not sure where to go from here
• Tell me about getting a raise through someone else's poor choices
• $5 nets you a new case for: iPhone 5, HTC One, Samsung GS4/GN2, Nexus 4...
• Want to go see the Chelsea and Man City B-squad, for free/donation? 2 Seats
• Rare 1938 Superman comic found hidden in a wall.