Wolf Blitzer's Actual Tweets

The Something Awful front page news tackles anything both off and on the Internet. Mostly "on" though, as we're all incredible nerds.

• Intel ME 8.1 update stuck
• Adopted a former breeding Yorkshire Terrier, traumatized
• No Rules Mafia
• Help: Battery acid/beer in my 1972 240z' s engine compartment
• MLB GDT 5/25: Baturday once more
• PYF Ridiculous Design Concept
• Tell me about how the people that make movies/games view the final product
• Ultra Hardcore Minecraft - #yolo