Explaining Difficult Concepts

I thought he had an RPG...I...he came around the corner so fast.

What am I going to tell my wife? How can I even look my kids in the eye anymore?

Is that a jape? Jungle man paint? Are you a gypsy?

I knew his mom. I played Madden with his kids before shipping out.

Steamed and deloused, from top to bottom.

I know a Jew who can see to your clothes.

What size jacquard vest do you wear? I believe my manservant might have a spare in the trunk.

My Interceptor is fine. I think my back SAPI might be cracked from a strike, but it was just shrapnel.

Shrapnel from our own effing CAS. They dropped on our heads because battalion has-

You are no longer with your detachment of fusiliers.

Now, I only have my brocaded vest at hand, so I hope you will not judge me too harshly by this standard. I do have some Cairo suspenders, latest style, a clean undershirt, trousers.

Do you prefer your hat feathered or unfeathered?

Oh, my, what an interesting monocular!

This is...hey...this stuff fits pretty good. I like this puffy tie thing.

I feel like a new man. Thanks, dandy.

Maybe I can finally learn to cry again.

I feel as though I have imbibed the headiest Parisian absinthe and yet I am sober as a Vicar.