I thought he had an RPG...I...he came around the corner so fast.
What am I going to tell my wife? How can I even look my kids in the eye anymore?
Is that a jape? Jungle man paint? Are you a gypsy?
I knew his mom. I played Madden with his kids before shipping out.
Steamed and deloused, from top to bottom.
I know a Jew who can see to your clothes.
What size jacquard vest do you wear? I believe my manservant might have a spare in the trunk.
My Interceptor is fine. I think my back SAPI might be cracked from a strike, but it was just shrapnel.
Shrapnel from our own effing CAS. They dropped on our heads because battalion has-
You are no longer with your detachment of fusiliers.
Now, I only have my brocaded vest at hand, so I hope you will not judge me too harshly by this standard. I do have some Cairo suspenders, latest style, a clean undershirt, trousers.
Do you prefer your hat feathered or unfeathered?
Oh, my, what an interesting monocular!
This is...hey...this stuff fits pretty good. I like this puffy tie thing.
I feel like a new man. Thanks, dandy.
Maybe I can finally learn to cry again.
I feel as though I have imbibed the headiest Parisian absinthe and yet I am sober as a Vicar.
This isn't about harassment. It's about ethics in cat journalism.
Can you please give Golgura a trophy? How about Tallest Monster? I speak not for Golgura now. He is stepping on us villagers out of anger. In his wisdom he has flattened my son.
Fashion SWAT returns at long last to expose the torment of man's second best friend.
Who would want to be a beautiful, voluptuous lady, clad in red strip-string, dancing the night away?
‘Xenophobe’ is a word invented to describe people who are terrified by these creatures from ‘Alien.’
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