I thought he had an RPG...I...he came around the corner so fast.
What am I going to tell my wife? How can I even look my kids in the eye anymore?
Is that a jape? Jungle man paint? Are you a gypsy?
I knew his mom. I played Madden with his kids before shipping out.
Steamed and deloused, from top to bottom.
I know a Jew who can see to your clothes.
What size jacquard vest do you wear? I believe my manservant might have a spare in the trunk.
My Interceptor is fine. I think my back SAPI might be cracked from a strike, but it was just shrapnel.
Shrapnel from our own effing CAS. They dropped on our heads because battalion has-
You are no longer with your detachment of fusiliers.
Now, I only have my brocaded vest at hand, so I hope you will not judge me too harshly by this standard. I do have some Cairo suspenders, latest style, a clean undershirt, trousers.
Do you prefer your hat feathered or unfeathered?
Oh, my, what an interesting monocular!
This is...hey...this stuff fits pretty good. I like this puffy tie thing.
I feel like a new man. Thanks, dandy.
Maybe I can finally learn to cry again.
I feel as though I have imbibed the headiest Parisian absinthe and yet I am sober as a Vicar.
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Only Christians would write awkward silences in response to jokes into their own fucking movie.
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