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The Something Awful front page news tackles anything both off and on the Internet. Mostly "on" though, as we're all incredible nerds.

• Rare 1938 Superman comic found hidden in a wall.
• MLB GDT 5/25: Baturday once more
• Help! 64 y.o life insurance policy, family trust, complex circumstances
• Learn a language for, you know, reasons. Rosetta Stone 1-5 sets, 40% off.
• Identify a mutt thread
• [PDQish Godgame] New gods for old
• Want to go see the Chelsea and Man City B-squad, for free/donation? 2 Seats
• Tell me about getting a raise through someone else's poor choices