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• $5 nets you a new case for: iPhone 5, HTC One, Samsung GS4/GN2, Nexus 4...
• [mafia] minimalist mafia
• Adopted a former breeding Yorkshire Terrier, traumatized
• Mild, but long-lasting joint pain in one leg
• weird taste in my mouth
• NHL GDT 5/24 - How many times will NBC play that goddamn Fall Out Boy song
• Obama counterterrorism speech & interruption from brave code pink activist
• NHL Playoffs GDT 05/24/13 - The Rains of Crosbamere