No Graves Opened Without Permission Of The President


After a stint of unnecessary and unorthodox grave openings, the Sweet Memories Funeral Home and Graveyard of Arkansas posted the above sign, thereby creating the controversial "Justified Openings" program of the stimulus plan.(click for larger version)

- Ian "Salmon Season" Golding

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