People on the Internet always complain about how someone desecrated their precious adolescent memories. Oh no, Hollywood turned The Smurfs into a crappy live-action film! This is an outrage, look at what this deviantART pervert did with my cherished Sesame Street characters! I demand revenge, someone raped my childhood with this I Spit on Your Grave remake! Hopefully today's kids are made of stronger stuff. I don't want to imagine a future in which adults get all defensive and obsessive about some children's cartoon! Anyway, the SA Forum Goons have volunteered to help kids past and present toughen up by placing beloved children's entertainment icons in villainous roles. Note to readers in the 12-and-younger range who have come of age with Photoshop Phriday: This is basically a remake of the 2006 classic "Kids Movies"; sorry for tinkering with that treasured touchstone!
A thousand years ago, dudes were dying from splinters, but now the wizard potion that cleans our light wounds costs less than a Dr. Pepper in 1994. I love this medicinal 7up.
U2 and Apple have conspired to place a U2 album into your music in the year 2014. You own a U2 album. And you can't get rid of it.
Ron Paul spins in his chair, trying to grab his decorative antique musket but Freddy gets it first.
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