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Tall James McGinley is now listed as lonesome.
5 minutes ago. 5 Comments
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Doc Beauzerau hahahahahaha |
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Father Gerald serves you right, you no good sinner!!! |
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Tiny Madison aw heck! Sorry Tall. Least the party was somethin to reflect back on, if ya remember any of it. |
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Hoagy Calhoun Damn! never saw that one comin'. |
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Cowboy Charlie if you and Ellie are callin' it quits, I wouldn't mind takin' a run at her. With yer blessing, mind you. |
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Gray Clay Bailey is kickin' himself something fierce. Finally pick out the perfect outfit for an evenin on the town and everybody is passed out stupid.
35 minutes ago. 0 Comments |
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Tex Crawford is lettin' you all know that I dropped McGinley off with his lady. Boy did she go pale when I told her all about the fun we had! Bet she didn't know her man had it in him!
1 hour ago. 6 Comments
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The Outlaw Johnny Hunt you best tell me you left out all the juicy parts, or I'll have to deposit some lead in that big dumb vault of a skull ya got. |
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Rutherford Griffith you dumb son of an ape!! |
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Bad James Randall Tex, you just shoved yer friend right off the gallows of the human heart. |
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Tex Crawford Uhhh... Heck. |
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Big Henry Haskell Not even the Pinkertons could sniff out where you misplaced your common sense, Tex. |
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Rapid City Russ dang! not even i'm that dumb, and i somehow shot my foot last night. don't even recollect how! |
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Cowboy Charlie Somebody gonna take care of McGinley? His horse is too drunk to carry him home, and he ain't seein' light fer a good while himself.
3 hours ago. 0 Comments |
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Bronco Bob dang, after McGinley got done with 'em, I don't think there's a whore left in town that's right near operational.
3 hours ago. 0 Comments |
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Blackboots McCoy twenty big ones says McGinley never wakes up again!!
4 hours ago. 1 Comment
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Green Chaps McGee Oh he'll wake up. He'll wish he hadn't, and that's the Lord's truth. |
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Sooty Stan Welp, Sweet Gulch is a-burnin'! Let's all meet up at Bull's Head for more whisky.
5 hours ago. 0 Comments |
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Cowboy Bradley How the heck did McGinley end up in the chandelier without his trousers?
6 hours ago. 0 Comments |
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Doc Beauzerau hahahaha mcginley's so shitfaced he just gouged out a whore's eye with his spurs. if only caligula were alive to see this.
7 hours ago. 2 Comments
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Slimy Morgan DAMNIT DOC TEND TO HER EYE |
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Doc Beauzerau jesus, can't I have one goddamn night off without you fussin' up my butthole about somethin? |
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Yodelin' Red Paskiewicz Big Red is back in the saddle, boys!!!
8 hours ago. 0 Comments |
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Wenatchee Kid holy heck, ol Red Paskiewicz just yodeled the bloomers off a lady.
8 hours ago. 0 Comments |
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Mad Bill Boothe I do believe there ain't a teat in all of Pacos that McGinley hasn't licked tonight.
9 hours ago. 0 Comments |
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The Outlaw Johnny Hunt THIS PARTY'S JUST WARMING UP BOYS! No jail's gonna keep this outlaw from attending to a bachelor party.
10 hours ago. 0 Comments |
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Wild Ron JUMPIN' JUNIPER! Johnny Hunt just rode in guns a-blazin'!
10 hours ago. 0 Comments
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Mad Bill Boothe Hey everybody, the No. 3 Saloon is burnin down right now on account of our transgressions. Movin the party to Sweet Gulch across the thoroughfare.
12 hours ago. 0 Comments |
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Tallahassee Parcy seen a terrible thing. Seen a man in congress with a donkey while other men cheered him on. Ashamed to say I was party amongst them that was cheerin'. Gotta get right with that.
14 hours ago. 0 Comments |
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Buford Bronson joined the group Let's See If This Cactus Can Get More Followers Than Custer.
15 hours ago. 0 Comments |
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Doc Beauzerau hahaha oh man those whores are gonna be pissin' hellfire for weeks after the stunt mcginley just pulled.
16 hours ago. 1 Comment
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Slimy Morgan doc! have some goddang sympathy. them whores is my kin. |
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John Red Eagle on behalf of my tribal brothers and the spirits of my ancestors... LET'S GET THIS PARTY STARTED.
17 hours ago. 2 Comments
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Cincinnati Pete Much obliged, Red Eagle! Did ya bring yer injun drum? Would love to hear some music from ya. |
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John Red Eagle No, I didn't bring my "injun drum," Pete. I do not own an "injun drum," whatever that is. |
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Vaquero Esquerra, Rapid City Russ, Yodelin' Red Paskiewicz, Doc Beauzerau and 37 other pardners are attending MCGINLEY'S LAST RITES BACHELOR PARTY. |
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Tall James McGinley is engaged to Ellie Beauchamp.
18 hours ago. 5 Comments
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Sooty Stan woo! Wooooooo! Yer lonesome days is hightailin' it fer sure, Tall! |
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Slimy Morgan awfully happy for you, Tall. Glad to hear you think she's the one. Can't imagine a fairer lady in all the world. |
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Father Gerald Congratulations, my son! I am pleased to see you doing the honorable thing. |
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Vaquero Esquerra two words mis amigos: bachelor party tonight!!!! |
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Rapid City Russ you can count me in for sure, Esquerra!! |
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