This article is part of the Dog Classifieds series.
From the back pages of the Shaggy Butte times, a variety of unusual pets. Special thanks to Josh "Livestock" Boruff for the encouragement and technical support.
Important information on the most populous animal on earth and perhaps the universe.
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A hardy sampling of the dogs available for free or for purchase through your local newspaper classified ads. If you ever need to adopt a faithful canine companion, look no further.