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Cowboy Charlie is mighty lonesome! Could use a cowgirl to keep me company on the ol' dusty trail. ;-)
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Cowboy Jake M no leter'd
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Ol' Floyd Carson I no longer identify myself as a male and would be much obliged if y'all responded in kind.
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The Outlaw Johnny Hunt ain't no law in all of Bismarck that can catch hide nor hair of me.
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Vaquero Esquerra is going to have his revenge.
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Rapid City Russ is heading to the saloon.
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Tall James McGinley is now listed as lonesome.
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John Red Eagle gonna scalp the next white bastard to yell "woo boo boo" at me.
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Blackboots McCoy lost at poker again. Done bet the spurs off my boots, too.
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Yodelin' Red Paskiewicz ain't no situation yet I can't yodel my way out of
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Chicago Bill shot a man the other day. Ain't proud. Had to be done.
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Sooty Stan Done lost my conk in Cheyenne. Shoot!
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Cowboy Bradley is thinking about his new saddle. One more week.
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Rutherford Griffith Ain't nobody worth a hoot in the saloons tonight. Gonna perambulate for a spell.
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Vaquero Paco mi caballo esta enfermo, ay de mi
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Tallahassee Percy ridin' out tonight. Any sons of bitches worth their salt can come along.
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Clumsy Buford, Sheriff Red and Dirty Dave Baker updated their daguerreotypes.

Wild Ron is drinking whiskey tonight.
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Bronco Bob moseying on over to the brothel.
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Duke stetson announces brand new hat... right after i just bought mine! how do you like them apples?
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Big Henry Haskell is sick of bad drivers. Get yer wagons off my gosh darn trails, you greenhorned galoots.
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Wenatchee Kid gonna rustle up some grub
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Cincinnati Pete forgot to empty my spittoon... ain't never makin' that mistake again, no sir.
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Green Chaps McGee Horse ran off and so did wife. Gonna go jump into a cactus patch, consarnit!
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Hoagy Calhoun Hell, at this point my horse got nicer shoes than me.
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Tiny Madison ain't got no recollection of what he done with his lasso. Boy howdy!
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Mad Bill Boothe gonna shoot that barber after what he did to my mustache. Ain't no law gonna disagree, either.
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Tex Crawford WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Woo! Woo!
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Prospectin' Doyle one of these days I'm gonna strike it rich. You'll see!
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Bad James Randall heard a discouraging word :(
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Doc Beauzerau had to ether a consumptive whore three times fore she finally ceased her hollerin
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