Senior Living 3: Oldageddon Part 2

The Something Awful front page news tackles anything both off and on the Internet. Mostly "on" though, as we're all incredible nerds.

• [italo acid house] New single and a remix from Easystreet = electronic sexy
• My restraining order against my ex is being appealed and I'm terrified.
• WD Elements 2 TB USB 2.0 Desktop External Hard Drive $79.99
• OVER 5 1/2 MONTHS LATE - Your 2012 PSP Pro Wrestling Awards!!!
• Ask me about working at Disney World
• MLB GDT 5/22: Where have you gone, Tom Kelly?
• [TBZ] Dragon and Wasps (Recruitment/OOC)
• Just in time for sandal season: nail fungus (I think)!