Welcome to the Tumblr Botnet Control Center. From here you have access to the millions of drone accounts that blog and reblog daily. With just a few clicks, you can radically alter 90% of Tumblr to fit your needs.

Of course no actual "Content" is generated by the Tumblr Botnet, so all information must already be contained within the system. Please pick what you'd like to mindlessly reblog from the vast majority of the site's pre-uploaded popular "Content" listed below.

	Wes Anderson Movie Stills		Keep Calm Messages		Dr. Who Gifs
	Close-ups of Cupcakes		Reimagined Disney Princesses		Owl
	Ironic Dinosaur Prints		Totally Retro Cameras		Thinspiration
	Unsolicited Rant		Intro to Design Final Project		Pixar Reference
	BieberSmiling.gif		Cut-off Acid Wash Denim		iPhone Text Screenshots
	Suggestive Embrace in Moody Black and White		Daria		Nail Polish Occult
	Washed Out Boring Picture		Tweed		Close-up of Mascara, Lip Gloss
	Mexican Skull Tattoo		Art Deco Star Wars Posters		Cat (Asleep)
	Shabby Chic Thrift Crap		Adventure Time Reference		Cat (Kitten)
	Instagram Rejects		The Solution of Love		Forced 90s TV Reference
	Joseph Gordon-Levitt Staring Off		Faux Vintage		Cat (Kitten (Asleep))
	Oversaturated Waif in XL T-Shirt		Grotesque Pornography		Wood Grain
	Hand Written Messages Proclaiming Self-Importance		$2k Handbags
	Celebrity Interview Gif with Subtitles		Poorly Cropped Self-shots		"Rap"
	Nostalgia for 2005		Fresh Tattoo on Chubby Belly		Leftover Snooki
	Token Videogame Reference		Sepia-Washed Teenage Angst		Muse Lyrics

A simple safeguard. Ultimately, the Botnet will craft a faux persona through reblogging "Content" created by others. However, in case of emergency, it is best to have a paper-thin personality on hand to deflect any chance of human interaction. Please pick the persona that will be drowned beneath the reblogged content and opinions.

Discount Fashionista Joy Division's #1 Poser Fan Steve Jobs Spirit Summoner Lack of Self Awareness, Life Experience Forever High Teenager Struggling with Sexuality/Comma Use Art School Wannabe A Decoupaged Call for Help iPhone Case Collector Mr. Illiterate & Opinionated Can't Spend Parent's Money Fast Enough Bronie Myspace Refugee

Add another depth to the Botnet by including customizations that went out of fashion in 2002. People will believe that only human error could account for such poor visual decisions.

Nonsensical Page Layout
Mysterious Button Placement
Imbedded Drake Song
Awkward Custom Cursors
Disjointed Tile Background
HTML Explosion
Endless Scrolling Hell
None (Page will function logically) [Not Suggested]

On rare occasions Tumblr accounts have been asked to make statements regarding an issue outside of preselected "Content." In an effort to make the Botnet more believable, you can allow artificial accounts to discuss the following:

Tumblr Tumblr Updates Tumblr Mythology
Tumblr Theory Tumblr History Tumblr Future
Alternate Tumblrs Tumblr Site Changes Inner Tumblr

Thank you. Please review your changes to the Tumblr community before confirming your order.

- Ian "Salmon Season" Golding (@iggolding)