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The Something Awful front page news tackles anything both off and on the Internet. Mostly "on" though, as we're all incredible nerds.

• Trucking: Help me achieve my dream or try to crush it.
• [500 words] Religious war in a landfill, Watership Down style.
• Space Engine - Carl Sagan's Cosmos, the game!
• [mafia] minimalist mafia
• Post the old, overpriced crap in your Newegg order history
• NHL GDT 5/24 - How many times will NBC play that goddamn Fall Out Boy song
• No More Porn or Masturbation
• WWE Smackdown is the Return of the Goatface Killah for 5/24