The Joy of Painting Bob Ross! (Part 1 of 2)
Bob Ross once explained that he painted "because I can create the kind of world that I want, and I can make this world as happy as I want it." However, since his death in 1995, he's seen different kinds of worlds -- scary worlds. The Something Awful Forum Goons held a Photoshop séance to discover what Bob Ross is painting right now.
YerAuraBoresMeAlice became the first -- and probably last -- Goon commissioned to paint a presidential portrait.

Accipter snacked on Zingers and Donut Gems while rescuing this image from the British Empire.

dpack_1 needs supplies to paint the future, and he's not talking about oils and canvas.

Haddas offers his unique interpretation of the Bob Ross catchphrase "beat the devil out of it."


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