Classic works of art never change. Sure, the colors wither and the canvases deteriorate, but the figures and places stay the same. This week we thrust change upon art and find out what happens when some of the most popular subjects punch off the clock and have some fun. It is a question so preposterous only the Something Awful Forum Goons were equipped to answer.

zeverken gave violent birth to this image, thus starting this week's adventures.

Looking at this picture is like looking at a mirror into neggbird's soul.

StopLookingAtMe has no greater ideas on how to relax.

I was skeptical about including it, but this Dr. Fred image came with good credentials.

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