Far From Precious Moments
Something Awful Forum Goon and drunkard "CrayZHorse" got things started by slicing his forehead open with a broken bottle and challenging everyone to Photoshop Precious Moments figurines. At first everybody went nuts and just added blood and other bodily fluids that I won't mention to pictures of various figurines, but then some cleverness and inspired depravity started arising. When all was said and done, a whole boatload of crazy new figurines were ripe and ready to be eaten. This turned out to be a mistake, because they proved to be better seen than eaten.
Get going already, these links are going to stand around all day!
Page 2: Disturbing Moments
Page 3: The Petting Zoo
Page 4: Great Moments In Thanatology
Page 5: Precious Lifestyle Choices
Page 6: Inspiring Role Models
Page 7: Guns, Scissors, Cinder Blocks
Page 8: Thrilling Nerd Action
Page 9: Mysterious Variety Page
Page 10: Great Evils Throughout History
Page 11: Shattered Dreams and Figurines
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