Movies Through the Eyes of Kids
To be honest I agree with 10-year-old Sub-Actuality.

Alas, Sub-Actuality is caught in the folly of youth!

Henry Scorpio did a good job summing this movie up.

ClosetWeevil is like a poor man's Wikipedia.

VelvetEvoker has left this image as his final offering to the world. That's right, he's dead now. Don't get too choked up about it.

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