It was a conspiracy of Fate and Providence that saw fit to manifest this Owlofcreamcheese creation before thine eyes.
Murder McMurderson, big stocky hardy Murder McMurderson, built like rock, forged this image.
Pretend this Sub-Actuality image is a fire truck with sirens blazing and it's suddenly totally awesome to look at.
Blistex has no need for your petty art and creativity.
Sanchless has all the medical knowledge he needs to be a great doctor.
TOTAL WRECK - crazy-eyed hound is covered in cobwebs, has a vespiary on back, graffiti on side and savage thirst for boat fuel. Frankly, I'm in over my head. He's in room 115 at Motel 6, yours free. 555-2851
Yes, it's the perfect form for surviving a car crash. But it's also the perfect form for so much more, like surviving the trauma of reading any news headline in 2016.
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