Sub-Actuality is a man of questions and few answers.

Maybe kick back, open a cold one, and enjoy some NicodemusPSO???

plastickiwi is a giant trembling mound of excitement.

Nothing touches Dalax's heart quite like a little marsupial gunplay.

It would be in the best interests of all parties if you took a look at the_ruiner's picture. Got it? Okay, move on.

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