Admiral_God knows when it's time to make the donuts.
Calladoodie makes war look so fun and delicious that I can't wait to enlist.
flapdoodle appeals to my insatiable love of hot dog related iconography.
Insider Trading has a hankering for some mashed potatoes and he doesn't have time to wait for a ceasefire.
StreetPreacher made one of the more clever Vietnam execution parodies. There were a lot more submitted, but I've seen so many I can't tell them apart.