Not a day goes by in this fine country, and probably this somewhat finer world, where the media doesn't talk about terrorism in an obsessive and obnoxious manner. The United States, in particular, and probably also the various countries it blows up on a weekly basis, hear about terrorism to the point that it is nauseating and ridiculous. Since the media and government fixation on terrorism is somewhat new, or at least crazier than ever, the SA Forum Goons decided to dig up and rape the corpse of history, showing what things would have been like if the modern mainstream media was around to document them. We call this experiment in terror, "Terrorism Through the Ages!" It goes something like this...

parthenocarpy started this travesty with an iceberg attack:

Penguininja exposes the danger of zeppelin hijackings!

substitute has no humanity, but he has a nice record collection.

iccy stores pennies in his ear canals:

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