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Love-Shy and My Tiny Dick

Sunday, March 21, 2010 Update by Chris "Kewpuh" Binkley

Topically, My Tiny Dick and Love-Shy are pretty different, but when it comes to hating the fuck out of some females, they both get that shit done with a purpose.

Hang in there man, your Clarice Starling is out there somewhere.

Gregory A Butler, workplace ladies man.

Look at that smile on her face. I bet she just laughed at some poor guy's acne. Fucking cunt. Fuck her. FUCK HER.

I don't believe your IQ is the reason they call you Rain Man.

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