These days, pretty much every movie that's either a) widely popular or b) quirkily named has its own porn parody. Something Awful even reviewed the likes of Edward Penishands and Honey, We Blew Up Your Pussy. However, films from the Golden Age of Cinema were safe from such crass, demeaning appropriation -- until now! zenintrude encouraged the SA Forum Goons to get sleazy with the classics; this being the Goons, they defined "classics" pretty broadly (see the otherwise awesome first image), but they damn sure got the porn part right!

* Perhaps you glanced at the headline, the first word of which is "Porn," and figured "this should be totally appropriate for me to view at my desk, given that I work for a pornography production company." And that's great! But for the 10 percent of our readers who aren't employed/otherwise immersed in The Porn Industry, you should know that while these images don't contain graphic shots of real flesh-and-blood reproductive organs, there are recurring appearances by a giant dong silhouette, and some offices frown on that. Also, there are plenty of adult situations referenced, and not in the Calvin and Hobbes "going to work, paying taxes and bills, taking responsibilities" sense.


If you fail the challenge of this melaQuit image, you either bleed to death, become a mindless vegetable ... or worse.


There is no might like the might of SlightButSteady.


Thunderbeard is coming to town, which means plummeting property values -- and alien pubic hairs in your gin.


Everyone stand back, it's clearly 14 INCH DICK TURBO's time to shine!


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