I don't know if it has anything to do with it, but also my balls are the size of cantaloupes.
I find it hard to believe that ANYONE in grade school didn't have a tiny dick.
Laugh at my tiny dick will you!? *participates in homo-erotic wrestling off of clothes in male shower*
It's called a boner, jackass.
Evil Cooper and Chechen President Ramzan Kadyrov have both been on a rampage, but who did what?
"Your left eye," the optometrist casually explained while blasting my face with a blue laser at point blank range, "is farsighted and shaped like an eyeball. The other eye is nearsighted and shaped like a football. Not even a good football."
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