I don't know if it has anything to do with it, but also my balls are the size of cantaloupes.
I find it hard to believe that ANYONE in grade school didn't have a tiny dick.
Laugh at my tiny dick will you!? *participates in homo-erotic wrestling off of clothes in male shower*
It's called a boner, jackass.
Sometimes it’s helpful to explain your allergies, other times you just need to apologize for sneezing on someone’s face.
Jim & Karen's wedding is gonna be a blast! Here's some hints you aren't invited.
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