I feel like I kind of missed the mark with this one but whatever. For as short as it is it was really hard to write. I know most of you aren't sympathetic so I'll sum up this paragraph for you in a word: WAHHHHHHHHHHHH
Per usual a few members of the SA Forums contributed a lot to this article. I'd like to thank "Mathemagician", who designed the fake ad, and "Fork Banger", who turned my PDF designs into JPEGs, for their help. Thanks, guys!
Because of a niggling fear of failing in the real world I had to drop movie reviews to make up some spare time in IRL (that's leetspeak for "in real life"). I loved doing the job and I'm glad I got a few chuckles out of you readers, and I'll certainly miss the hilarious "HAVE YOU SEEN SNAKES ON A PLANE" emails. I started my SA job with movie reviews so it kind of sucks, but I'm glad I still get to do Pregame Wrapup and front pages. Thanks to anyone who took the time to write in and tell me they enjoyed a review -- I wouldn't be writing if someone wasn't enjoying it.
The next Pregame Wrapup will be a SUPER TRIPLE FEATURE, with an MLB playoff preview, a review of next-gen basketball games, and NFL predictions. I'm so excited!!!!
Not what I had in mind when I ordered an Italian gondolier. This is literally just a tiny toy. Needless to say, the Italian businessmen were not impressed and I looked like a damn fool. We lost the pizza pie account and will have to lay off half our factory.
Did you know that you only use 10% of your brain? You may have heard that before. But what if you could use 100%? YOU CAN!
Time to applaud the man who applauds in a loop until the end of time.
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