Guess who did the art for today's update?
P.S. Folks, if you happen to live in the Youngtown(ish), Ohio area, please pick up a copy of The Walruss. I write two articles for every issue and we really need the unconditional love of new readers! Thanks in advance.
I'm Ray Parker Jr, and it's time I came clean.
It is 2016. I think it is high time that Captain America have a dog man as a boyfriend.
The Daily Dirt serves as a column for all Something Awful frontpage writers to write about, well, whatever they feel like putting into the Daily Dirt!