Guess who did the art for today's update?
P.S. Folks, if you happen to live in the Youngtown(ish), Ohio area, please pick up a copy of The Walruss. I write two articles for every issue and we really need the unconditional love of new readers! Thanks in advance.
Did you know that you only use 10% of your brain? You may have heard that before. But what if you could use 100%? YOU CAN!
This is where the excerpt from an article usually goes. Since the content of this update is only intended for cool people, I refuse to place a single word in the path of blundering normal people.
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