Guess who did the art for today's update?
P.S. Folks, if you happen to live in the Youngtown(ish), Ohio area, please pick up a copy of The Walruss. I write two articles for every issue and we really need the unconditional love of new readers! Thanks in advance.
What if you were a cop and the Skittle was mentally disturbed and wanted to be eaten?
DOPPELGANGER NEEDED - To minimize stress to my dog, I'm looking for somebody who is identical to me to take over ownership. Must also be able to fool my wife. Call to set up interview. 555-8252
I'll never forgive these giant alien insects! I'm trying!
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