Guess who did the art for today's update?
P.S. Folks, if you happen to live in the Youngtown(ish), Ohio area, please pick up a copy of The Walruss. I write two articles for every issue and we really need the unconditional love of new readers! Thanks in advance.
Doctor Ben Carson, Popeye's survivor, has some advice about school shootings, terrorists on airplanes, chopping malls, and more perilous scenarios.
With all these great tats, it's safe to say I'm the most unique person on earth. Which sounds great, until you realize how lonely it is.
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