Guess who did the art for today's update?
P.S. Folks, if you happen to live in the Youngtown(ish), Ohio area, please pick up a copy of The Walruss. I write two articles for every issue and we really need the unconditional love of new readers! Thanks in advance.
Are you concerned that you may be a character trapped in a Tom Waits song? Be smart and learn the warning signs before it's too late. Also, it's too late. It has always been too late.
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
The Daily Dirt serves as a column for all Something Awful frontpage writers to write about, well, whatever they feel like putting into the Daily Dirt!