I wanted to say thanks to Alex "Microwave" May for his artwork. He's one of the three people I'm constantly bugging for work, and he turned my request around so quick my head spun! Here's a picture he drew that didn't make it into the article because I am lazy:
I don't do movie reviews anymore. Gotcha, sucker! You can always check out one of our two new guys, jc dracula, if you want, though. His review of "Cobra" is right here, and it's really funny to boot!
I always welcome questions and comments for Pregame Wrapup. A lot of questions even make it into the update! If you want me to answer your question with "hahaha Ron Artest is crazy" or "hahaha Daunte Culpepper is a rapist", shoot me an email!
The Upper Kitchen Cabinet Where Your Roommate Keeps His Food: You’ll 'need the footstool' to reach your roommate’s 'fine selection' of 'stale cereal,' but he'll never notice if 'only a little is missing from each box.' Feel less guilty by reminding yourself that Jeff 'acts weird around your girlfriend,' and always 'asks about her.' What a 'creep.'
This is the crown jewel of my erotic lamp collection, and a must-have for any serious pleasure lamp collector.
This ain't your daddy's globe...! .... or is it?!
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