Back in October, I started a local comedy blog with a friend of mine, and we recently decided it would be a good idea to host a live show where we could perform some of the riffed educational shorts we've done for our website, and debut a brand new one for the sake of an audience demanding three dollars worth of entertainment. I can't guarantee your safety should you enter the lawless borders of Youngstown, Ohio, but I can guarantee you'll have a good time or at least get the chance to stab a G-level Internet celebrity to death with the object of your choice.
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The first phase of The Olive Garden's cyber rollout will introduce their Neverending Pneumatic Pasta Tube. This works on the same principal as bank drive-thru deposit tubes, but with unfrozen linguini and spaghetti.
Do you remember the crazy clothes and hair of the 1990s? Do you remember Crystal Pepsi and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles? Do you remember where you hid the box your mother gave you?
It's still okay to like Ben Stiller, guys.
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