Back in October, I started a local comedy blog with a friend of mine, and we recently decided it would be a good idea to host a live show where we could perform some of the riffed educational shorts we've done for our website, and debut a brand new one for the sake of an audience demanding three dollars worth of entertainment. I can't guarantee your safety should you enter the lawless borders of Youngstown, Ohio, but I can guarantee you'll have a good time or at least get the chance to stab a G-level Internet celebrity to death with the object of your choice.
(Click for a bigger version that might possibly be legible!)
Maria Mitchell is shown holding a telescope to each eye, using them to ogle passing hunks on the street below. OOOGA! Her tongue rolls out like a firehose, her eyes comically bulging through the ends of the telescopes.
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