Back in October, I started a local comedy blog with a friend of mine, and we recently decided it would be a good idea to host a live show where we could perform some of the riffed educational shorts we've done for our website, and debut a brand new one for the sake of an audience demanding three dollars worth of entertainment. I can't guarantee your safety should you enter the lawless borders of Youngstown, Ohio, but I can guarantee you'll have a good time or at least get the chance to stab a G-level Internet celebrity to death with the object of your choice.
(Click for a bigger version that might possibly be legible!)
What is the world searching for when it wants porn? The stats will blow your mind.
it's hard to shake the feeling that I've always got five stars in this Grand Theft Auto known as life.
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