Back in October, I started a local comedy blog with a friend of mine, and we recently decided it would be a good idea to host a live show where we could perform some of the riffed educational shorts we've done for our website, and debut a brand new one for the sake of an audience demanding three dollars worth of entertainment. I can't guarantee your safety should you enter the lawless borders of Youngstown, Ohio, but I can guarantee you'll have a good time or at least get the chance to stab a G-level Internet celebrity to death with the object of your choice.
(Click for a bigger version that might possibly be legible!)
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
Cons: causes bad nightmares. I used to have to eat beef until I passed out to have these kind of terrors, but this machine does it for me every time I fall asleep inside it.
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