You got off easy, the whole front page piece could've been about Star Trek.

I don't know about you guys but I drove out into the country early Sunday morning to try and catch a glimpse of NASA's comet dust flying saucer thing burning up. I ended up at an airport and waited around for 15 minutes. Besides the coke machine that was rattling and scaring the shit out of me, there was nobody around for a good distance. I hung around until a little after 1:56 AM or whatever time it entered the atmosphere, no dice. Didn't see anything except for something that was probably a plane, what with the blinking red light on the side of it and all. Thanks for nothing again, NASA.

Thank you for coming! By reading this far I can see you obviously aren't sickened by nerd crap and you want more! Here's some ancient 17-year-old computer art from someone named "Park" and I know you'll treasure it as much as I do.

– Johnny "Doc Evil" Titanium (@fart)

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