After a grueling multi-minute decision making process, we here at Something Awful and they there at the IFC have come up with the winners of the IFC Automat Photoshop Contest! Here they are, in a particular order:
SIXTH PLACE: Mansi
FIFTH PLACE: Stephen J. Bagweed
FOURTH PLACE: Smith
THIRD PLACE: Mindbleach
SECOND PLACE: MagicBob
And as for the first place winner... check out IFC's Automat for that thrilling result! They are showcasing a gallery with all the winners and honorable mentions, as well as a bucketload of free entertainment!
Sometimes I dream that I'm sitting in the back of the defunct Weinermobile as it careens driverless down the highway. At first I thought this was symbolic of the powerlessness I feel in life, but then I realized it's actually the Weinermobile's dream of being able to drive again.
Three years ago, when we were burying my uncle, Cleaver and some gross lady dog (Solstice???) showed up at the cemetery and starting going at it really loudly. It ruined everything and we had to have a "re-do" the next day and it cost a fortune. I've hated him ever since for that.
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