After a grueling multi-minute decision making process, we here at Something Awful and they there at the IFC have come up with the winners of the IFC Automat Photoshop Contest! Here they are, in a particular order:
SIXTH PLACE: Mansi
FIFTH PLACE: Stephen J. Bagweed
FOURTH PLACE: Smith
THIRD PLACE: Mindbleach
SECOND PLACE: MagicBob
And as for the first place winner... check out IFC's Automat for that thrilling result! They are showcasing a gallery with all the winners and honorable mentions, as well as a bucketload of free entertainment!
Cons: causes bad nightmares. I used to have to eat beef until I passed out to have these kind of terrors, but this machine does it for me every time I fall asleep inside it.
Sorry about the blurry photo. I was lunging at my phone, yelling at it to take a clear picture. It's the only image of me that exists. I'd take another picture for you, but I'm in the middle of a rigorous trampoline session.
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