After a grueling multi-minute decision making process, we here at Something Awful and they there at the IFC have come up with the winners of the IFC Automat Photoshop Contest! Here they are, in a particular order:
SIXTH PLACE: Mansi
FIFTH PLACE: Stephen J. Bagweed
FOURTH PLACE: Smith
THIRD PLACE: Mindbleach
SECOND PLACE: MagicBob
And as for the first place winner... check out IFC's Automat for that thrilling result! They are showcasing a gallery with all the winners and honorable mentions, as well as a bucketload of free entertainment!
Are we not allowed to be real parents anymore? We may have feared the CyborFreaks, but we damn well respected them and learned about boundaries.
A thousand years ago, dudes were dying from splinters, but now the wizard potion that cleans our light wounds costs less than a Dr. Pepper in 1994. I love this medicinal 7up.
Ron Paul spins in his chair, trying to grab his decorative antique musket but Freddy gets it first.
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