Missed out on That Insidious Beast on Friday? Our continuing saga of conflict and television in a world that's not quite ours will return before too long. We're working on something really cool for the LAST THREE EPISODES of the series.
We hope you'll enjoy them, but in the meantime you can enjoy all the other entertainment or relive the horror of past articles:
Stay tuned for Friday's That Insidious Beast, returning soon for its harrowing conclusion!
"Really, Holmes!" I dropped into my seat, shocked. "You are remarkably tall! What are you, six foot six? Six foot eight?"
As the 19th century diver approaches a giant clam, a flash of brilliant golden light flares from within the shell. I emerge in a swirl of bubbles and do the timeless universal underwater hand signals for the following: ZODIAC KILLER, KKK, BLOOD OF YOUTH
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