Missed out on That Insidious Beast on Friday? Our continuing saga of conflict and television in a world that's not quite ours will return before too long. We're working on something really cool for the LAST THREE EPISODES of the series.
We hope you'll enjoy them, but in the meantime you can enjoy all the other entertainment or relive the horror of past articles:
Stay tuned for Friday's That Insidious Beast, returning soon for its harrowing conclusion!
"Your left eye," the optometrist casually explained while blasting my face with a blue laser at point blank range, "is farsighted and shaped like an eyeball. The other eye is nearsighted and shaped like a football. Not even a good football."
Jeff Foxworthy has awakened to the new flesh to tell some redneck jokes.
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