Our nice friends at the IFC recently gave us a briefcase full of cash to sponsor a SA Forums Photoshop contest, because I guess somebody failed to inform them the economy is currently horrible. Even if you lack any Photoshop skills or interest in receiving money, you can at least use their Automat feature to check out some free entertainment along the lines of this:
So if you're interested, head on over and win money by casually dorking around with your warezed copy of Photoshop. You'll be a very important person on the internet if you win!!!
Prepare yourself for quite possibly the most effective use of "BOWL" as a sound effect.
Who needs three months of endless summer fun? You have a career!
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