Our nice friends at the IFC recently gave us a briefcase full of cash to sponsor a SA Forums Photoshop contest, because I guess somebody failed to inform them the economy is currently horrible. Even if you lack any Photoshop skills or interest in receiving money, you can at least use their Automat feature to check out some free entertainment along the lines of this:
So if you're interested, head on over and win money by casually dorking around with your warezed copy of Photoshop. You'll be a very important person on the internet if you win!!!
Hows about you, me, and five uncomfortable minutes in my basement apartment next to the dusty Christmas tree that's still up from my last visit with my estranged children.
The Upper Kitchen Cabinet Where Your Roommate Keeps His Food: You’ll 'need the footstool' to reach your roommate’s 'fine selection' of 'stale cereal,' but he'll never notice if 'only a little is missing from each box.' Feel less guilty by reminding yourself that Jeff 'acts weird around your girlfriend,' and always 'asks about her.' What a 'creep.'
This ain't your daddy's globe...! .... or is it?!
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