Our nice friends at the IFC recently gave us a briefcase full of cash to sponsor a SA Forums Photoshop contest, because I guess somebody failed to inform them the economy is currently horrible. Even if you lack any Photoshop skills or interest in receiving money, you can at least use their Automat feature to check out some free entertainment along the lines of this:
So if you're interested, head on over and win money by casually dorking around with your warezed copy of Photoshop. You'll be a very important person on the internet if you win!!!
TOTAL WRECK - crazy-eyed hound is covered in cobwebs, has a vespiary on back, graffiti on side and savage thirst for boat fuel. Frankly, I'm in over my head. He's in room 115 at Motel 6, yours free. 555-2851
Yes, it's the perfect form for surviving a car crash. But it's also the perfect form for so much more, like surviving the trauma of reading any news headline in 2016.
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