Our nice friends at the IFC recently gave us a briefcase full of cash to sponsor a SA Forums Photoshop contest, because I guess somebody failed to inform them the economy is currently horrible. Even if you lack any Photoshop skills or interest in receiving money, you can at least use their Automat feature to check out some free entertainment along the lines of this:
So if you're interested, head on over and win money by casually dorking around with your warezed copy of Photoshop. You'll be a very important person on the internet if you win!!!
'We’re going to be in trouble!' Little Sister wailed, clutching her favorite book to her chest and sobbing. 'This isn’t fun like a story anymore!' But Big Sister was not listening, she was thinking. She grabbed Little Sister’s book from her and ran into town, yelling 'Help! A book made me and my sister hurt someone!'
I've been wanting to meet you all for the past few weeks, but I guess I cut an intimidating figure. I'm the new guy, with the cool job you've all surely been gossiping about. Yep, I'm the Lead Loremaster, and I'm here to enrich everything we do with much-needed lore.
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