Our nice friends at the IFC recently gave us a briefcase full of cash to sponsor a SA Forums Photoshop contest, because I guess somebody failed to inform them the economy is currently horrible. Even if you lack any Photoshop skills or interest in receiving money, you can at least use their Automat feature to check out some free entertainment along the lines of this:
So if you're interested, head on over and win money by casually dorking around with your warezed copy of Photoshop. You'll be a very important person on the internet if you win!!!
Simply put, if I had Johnny Manziel’s physical gifts, you better believe I would be there in the Weight Room, getting to bed early, doing whatever I had to do to be the best possible athlete I could be. I wouldn't be posting on social media about sucking titties. I wouldn't even look at a titty, buddy. I'd look at a titty and see two big footballs.
A real friend doesn't move until the middle of August, ensuring temperatures in the 90s and a humidity that turns boxers into moist balls of ruined cotton.
Expendable? You must be joking.
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