Despite all my bitching today Oblivion is a really really good game. Even if there are so many things to bitch about there is so much more to be praised. I won't go through them here because praise isn't entertaining at all. When I read reviews of video games I go straight for the negative stuff that might possibly piss me off when I play the game.
I would say that Oblivion is the best Xbox 360 game so far and the best PC game of the year. The PC version edges out the 360 version because the loading times are much faster. If only you could install the game on the Xbox 360 hard drive Oblivion would be perfect. It runs surprisingly well though, much better than Morrowind did when it was released.
So thumbs up!
Not what I had in mind when I ordered an Italian gondolier. This is literally just a tiny toy. Needless to say, the Italian businessmen were not impressed and I looked like a damn fool. We lost the pizza pie account and will have to lay off half our factory.
Did you know that you only use 10% of your brain? You may have heard that before. But what if you could use 100%? YOU CAN!
Time to applaud the man who applauds in a loop until the end of time.
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