Despite all my bitching today Oblivion is a really really good game. Even if there are so many things to bitch about there is so much more to be praised. I won't go through them here because praise isn't entertaining at all. When I read reviews of video games I go straight for the negative stuff that might possibly piss me off when I play the game.
I would say that Oblivion is the best Xbox 360 game so far and the best PC game of the year. The PC version edges out the 360 version because the loading times are much faster. If only you could install the game on the Xbox 360 hard drive Oblivion would be perfect. It runs surprisingly well though, much better than Morrowind did when it was released.
So thumbs up!
Three years ago, when we were burying my uncle, Cleaver and some gross lady dog (Solstice???) showed up at the cemetery and starting going at it really loudly. It ruined everything and we had to have a "re-do" the next day and it cost a fortune. I've hated him ever since for that.
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