This is like something that might happen if you were to give the type of braindead dingbats that visit sites like Hot or Not a forum. (Actually, that's exactly what happened.)
Trust "djmrnelson," he knows about having an acne-infested face from experience.
"Mr_Nelson" is a mutant, but the ladies love him.
This is what The View would be like if the studio burned down and some high school girls ditched class to go smoke pot in the charred ruins.
"GeUrRiLlA pImPiN" bought that shirt on purpose.
Hollywood is abuzz about this epic thread. One critic raves: "Stop showing me this Internet shit!" and "Get off my property before I call the police!"
I was betrayed by the bernio bros, the cougars, and this guy from back page I hired to keep me from jumping out a window at the DNC.
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