This is like something that might happen if you were to give the type of braindead dingbats that visit sites like Hot or Not a forum. (Actually, that's exactly what happened.)
Trust "djmrnelson," he knows about having an acne-infested face from experience.
"Mr_Nelson" is a mutant, but the ladies love him.
This is what The View would be like if the studio burned down and some high school girls ditched class to go smoke pot in the charred ruins.
"GeUrRiLlA pImPiN" bought that shirt on purpose.
Hollywood is abuzz about this epic thread. One critic raves: "Stop showing me this Internet shit!" and "Get off my property before I call the police!"
Are you concerned that you may be a character trapped in a Tom Waits song? Be smart and learn the warning signs before it's too late. Also, it's too late. It has always been too late.
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
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