This update was made entirely of words taken from other updates.
This piece was written on very little sleep sometime last week, so I sort of ran with my lack of mental abilities. I hope some of you enjoy it.
And it's come to my attention that it's somebody's birthday tomorrow. Her name is Natalie and you should wish her happy birthday if you know her. This is a picture of a puppy becuase she demanded it.
Oh god that thing is adorable.
See? Good thing you checked this daily dirt or you wouldn't have gotten that. Plus, as a bonus for the people who read this, I will put whatever word you want anywhere in my update I'm supposed to do on the 30th of this month. This is a contest and only one person can win at it.
Have a good tuesday!
This libtard terminator keeps asking for guns that don't exist and I may have to close early out of frustration.
Editor's Note: Due to a freak power outage, this obituary of Barbara Bush was written without the benefit of research. In order to pay our respects to this great woman in a timely fashion, we have decided to post this piece as-is. We hope you forgive any errors on our part.
My game is funded. Now I know everything.
Sea of Thieves: Reduced the number of quest types from 3 to 2
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