This update was made entirely of words taken from other updates.
This piece was written on very little sleep sometime last week, so I sort of ran with my lack of mental abilities. I hope some of you enjoy it.
And it's come to my attention that it's somebody's birthday tomorrow. Her name is Natalie and you should wish her happy birthday if you know her. This is a picture of a puppy becuase she demanded it.
Oh god that thing is adorable.
See? Good thing you checked this daily dirt or you wouldn't have gotten that. Plus, as a bonus for the people who read this, I will put whatever word you want anywhere in my update I'm supposed to do on the 30th of this month. This is a contest and only one person can win at it.
Have a good tuesday!
Republicans announce that all legislation must be voted on at 2am in a secret chamber, with no one but the lobbyists who write the bills seeing a single line of text. Democrats' Response: Stumbling around a field stepping on rakes, handles smashing them directly in their faces every single time.
There is a witch hunt going on right now and I promise you that you will not find any witches in the pleasure room in my congressional office.
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