Today's update is about selling some Moofwear, but that is not all it is about. It is also about Dinosaurs, and some parts of it are about Bunnies. Hell, I even threw some bees in there! I have not written an update for Something Awful in a long long time.
Moof: Hello honey
Livestock: hello moof
Moof: livestock do you know how you always put our chatlogs in the daily dirt
Moof: HAHAHA THIS ONE IS GOING IN MY DAILY DIRT
Makes baby look too appetizing. Also I have my thigh stuck in one and I can't get it off. It's so tight around the skin I can't cut it without risking injury. IT'S A LONG STORY AND IT'S NONE OF YOUR BEESWAX.
Starting a company is difficult for anyone - doubly so if you happen to be a monster. Make the most of your unique situation with a clever business name to catch the customer's eye.
The darkest, most controversial game since Luigi's Mansion.
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