Today's Update

Today's update is about selling some Moofwear, but that is not all it is about. It is also about Dinosaurs, and some parts of it are about Bunnies. Hell, I even threw some bees in there! I have not written an update for Something Awful in a long long time.

Take This, Livestock!

Moof: Hello honey

Livestock: hello moof

Moof: livestock do you know how you always put our chatlogs in the daily dirt

Livestock: yeah

Moof: HAHAHA THIS ONE IS GOING IN MY DAILY DIRT

– Tom "moof" Davies

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