Today's update is about selling some Moofwear, but that is not all it is about. It is also about Dinosaurs, and some parts of it are about Bunnies. Hell, I even threw some bees in there! I have not written an update for Something Awful in a long long time.
Moof: Hello honey
Livestock: hello moof
Moof: livestock do you know how you always put our chatlogs in the daily dirt
Moof: HAHAHA THIS ONE IS GOING IN MY DAILY DIRT
Game of Thrones has mercilessly killed off characters over the years, but these lesser characters are still waiting to meet their fate.
What movies other than Rat Race could be improved by the surprising entrance of Smash Mouth?
day 2: still working on the car
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