Today's update is about selling some Moofwear, but that is not all it is about. It is also about Dinosaurs, and some parts of it are about Bunnies. Hell, I even threw some bees in there! I have not written an update for Something Awful in a long long time.
Moof: Hello honey
Livestock: hello moof
Moof: livestock do you know how you always put our chatlogs in the daily dirt
Moof: HAHAHA THIS ONE IS GOING IN MY DAILY DIRT
Ernest Cline, writer of Ready Player One, shares his newest poem.
Honestly, the Assassin In Love poster is nearly perfect to begin with. It just needs a few minor tweaks.
The Daily Dirt serves as a column for all Something Awful frontpage writers to write about, well, whatever they feel like putting into the Daily Dirt!