Today's update is about selling some Moofwear, but that is not all it is about. It is also about Dinosaurs, and some parts of it are about Bunnies. Hell, I even threw some bees in there! I have not written an update for Something Awful in a long long time.
Moof: Hello honey
Livestock: hello moof
Moof: livestock do you know how you always put our chatlogs in the daily dirt
Moof: HAHAHA THIS ONE IS GOING IN MY DAILY DIRT
Spending $10-15 a day on perishable organic dog food is not a sign of a decadent culture in terminal decline, it's actually real good and worth it.
The first time "fast", "decisive", and "efficient" could have been used to describe the Minecraft development team was when they snatched the $2.5 billion dollar check out of Microsoft's sweaty, shaking hand.
No lifeguard on duty. Maze run at your own risk.
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